Boys are Built Different!
Taking a break from our usual sporadic youtube coverage mixed with nasty jibes about the forthcoming election, I give you a Tonka commercial from the US which I very much hope they don’t re-dub and schedule to play here this Christmas:
Why buy your small son a Tonka? Because Boys are just built different! They pull your favourite flowers up by the roots, tear up your Stepford-wife house with their dog-chasing antics and probably shit all over the floor when they’re off camera, and it’s totally because they’re Boys, not because they’re toddlers! Because they’re built different! Different to Girls! And Tonka is built for Boys! Not for Girls! Because two year old Girls would cut the flowers with secateurs, arrange them with proto-Geisha flair, wrap them in ribbon and present them to you on a tray with breakfast! Two year old girls would bathe and blow dry the dog, pick up the blocks, and eschew the truck because it didn’t come with a Barbie! Because that’s what Girls do! They’re Like That! Boys are just Built Different!
Fuckers.via
liam wrote:
Contents: sugar 0% spice 0% all things nice 0%
Mindy (not verified) wrote:
Damn. According to that I have a ‘boy’ who just happens to have girl bits.
Yobbo (not verified) wrote:
So you’re saying they’re not?
I guess a million years of human history just went down the drain then.
Seriously could you be a bigger moron?
arleeshar wrote:
hahahahahah Yobbo thinks I’M a moron
Nadia (not verified) wrote:
Hey Yobbo!
You might want to recheck your human history timeline there champ. Its ok, I’ll wait.
Oh you’re back? Alright, so this ad is doing nothing more then reapplying outdated concepts of what boys and girls should act like. Next thing you’re going to tell me is that women should get back in the kitchen and make you a pie, pop out a couple more kids, and clean the house. I suppose we’re not supposed to have jobs either, yeah you sound like the foward thinker we’ve been waiting for to guide us.
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