Family First seeks free petrol, dead dog fondling laws to be revoked, etc
Candidate also seems confused about whether he wants 10 cents or 50 cents off the price of petrol at the bowser. Poor Boston! I hope he’s getting an appearance fee.
In stark and confusing contrast to their ongoing, policy-vacuum pro-cheap-petrol rant, here is another video claiming that Family First is “For the Environment”, a striking montage of Australian mammals, wilderness and white children in cornfields culminating in the best photo of a Tasmanian Devil standing on its own two feet that I’ve ever seen. Which isn’t saying alot.
arleeshar’s Top Tip: only run for parliament if you’re sure you’d know what to do with it if you got in.

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