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Candidate also seems confused about whether he wants 10 cents or 50 cents off the price of petrol at the bowser. Poor Boston! I hope he’s getting an appearance fee.


In stark and confusing contrast to their ongoing, policy-vacuum pro-cheap-petrol rant, here is another video claiming that Family First is “For the Environment”, a striking montage of Australian mammals, wilderness and white children in cornfields culminating in the best photo of a Tasmanian Devil standing on its own two feet that I’ve ever seen. Which isn’t saying alot.

arleeshar’s Top Tip: only run for parliament if you’re sure you’d know what to do with it if you got in.