Most Inappropriate Use of Email Ever
My partner and I are turning seven this year, and I’ve been hunting around trying to find something particularly ace as a token of longevity. Apparently the seventh anniversary is all about gifts of wool and copper, both of which bear very little relevance to our polyester’n’stainless steel type of modern fantasy relationship, so I’ve been a bit stumped. I have, however, found one gift that I certainly won’t be giving:
It’s hard to put the ideal words on paper to your loved one, but not any longer.
Let us take the hard work out of the romance, by working with you to craft an unforgettable letter of love. This service is suitable for any occasion, whether it be falling in love, a proposal, love at first sight, an anniversary, making up or a a pledge of your love and devotion. We’ll find a way to express your emotions.
To craft the perfect romantic letter, we’ll ask you to complete and return an information form that we will send to you. Once we receive the information, we’ll write and email you a letter that you can forward to your loved one.
The price to commit this terrible this crime against your relationship? $79. You can also buy a Romantic Letter By Post, which seems to be similarly horrendous but, fittingly, slightly more expensive. To sum up: don’t.
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